Stylin’ On The Green
While your signature head-to-toe argyle golf getup gets you golf claps on the green as well as in the clubhouse, you might want to change up your footwear every now and again. Look no further than the Puma Club 917. They combine classic golf technologies with Puma’s classic 917 ($72.00) moto-inspired shoe, a walking, driving and putting homage to the muscle cars of 1971. Aside from style, function is key, thanks to water resistant construction, a coated canvas upper, and a protective synthetic toe guard. Neither did they skimp on comfort, with internal midsole board to add support and IdCELL cushioning. Plus, you’ll find rubber Smart Quills for added traction, and replaceable Pride Pulsar spike with Fast Twist 2 Directional Locking Technology. Speaking of “spikes,” is that whiff of gin we detect in your Arnold Palmer?
Geek Out, Drink Up
Most women might think that if you’re old enough to drink, you should be too mature to drink video game-themed beer. To them we say, “P-shaw! Girls are stupider than boys.” Stand your ground and pop open a can of 8-Bit Pale Ale ($8.00), produced by Tallgrass Brewing. According to said brewers, this beer’s got a “unique, tropical, almost melon aroma,” thanks to its Australian-grown Galaxy Hops. Plus the label is awesome and has a thirsty Pac-man on the side, which is obviously super cool. If your girlfriend doesn’t agree, well, you just tell her…she’s stupider too.
PS3 In 3D
As an enlightened man, you often ponder the heavier things in life. Such as, “Life happens in 3D, so why shouldn’t Gran Turismo 5 be in 3D too?” We think we have your answer: now, it does, with the Sony Playstation 3D Display ($320). This incredible display monitor delivers stunning, in-your-face video game action, as well as SimulView, a special two-player feature that replaces the old-school split-screen format with one full view that each player can see only when wearing the 3D glasses. Plus the integrated subwoofer gives extra kick to the heavy bass sound effects, enhancing your overall gaming experience. Don’t want to wake the girlfriend? Connect a stereo jack or use the new Wireless Stereo Headset. Each monitor comes with one pair of 3D glasses, the Blu-ray game MotorStorm Apocalypse and an HDMI cable. See you in a few weeks!