Lamborghini Tractors

Lamborghini Tractors

Yes, You Heard Correctly.

Everybody knows that money doesn’t grow on trees. But if it DID, it would no doubt be harvested with a Lamborghini Tractor ($35,000+). Advanced technology and good looks come together in every model of Lamborghini’s range of tractors (there are eleven of them), which run the gamut of all your money-farming needs, from Front Loaders to models with big wheels, smaller wheels, or rollers. No matter what model you choose, however, you can always expect the quality, craftsmanship, comfort and advanced technology you’d expect from Lamborghini. Can you say climate control with 14 strategically-placed vents, plus an adjustable driving seat with air suspension that automatically adapts to the weight of the driver? Thought so. If your turnips weren’t fancy before, them thar is some real fancy turnips now.

Cuisinart Electric Rotisserie

Cuisinart Electric Rotisserie

Spin Me Right Round, Baby

A wise man once said, “It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.” Ok, that man was Frank Purdue. But his words hold truth to this very day. The Cuisinart Electric Rotisserie ($200) works its spinning rotisserie magic on any meats, especially chicken, as it sears the outside and tenderizes the meat inside for a delicious dinner (or hell, even a late night snack). Its unique, vertical design keeps it healthy, draining away any unwanted fat while evenly roasting and keeping things juicy on the inside. Roasting up to 8 pounds at a time couldn’t be easier, with Cuisinart’s programmable touch-pad control, LCD readout, five preset temperature settings and automatic shutoff. Give your Bear Paw Meat Handlers and Meatball Grill Basket the night off—it feels like a chicken kind of night.