Ever since you had Ashton over for a post-Demi party, you’ve needed to replace your pool table. Be prepared next time with a spill-proof table from Nottage Design. The G1 Glass Pool Table ($42,000+) is made with 15mm monolithic float glass (6x stronger than regular glass) that is easily wiped clean. The thick glass is topped with a patented Vitrik resin coating which reacts like the traditional felt cloth, allowing spin to be applied and retaining consistent roll characteristics over its lifetime. The clear playing surface allows you to see the ball return from each pocket, which is a way better party trick than Ashton’s sangria body shots.
Everything But The Kitchen Sink
Since it was discovered that your team wins whenever you tailgate (and wear the same underwear during a winning streak), you’ve schlepped yourself (+15 of your closest friends) and all your gear to every home and away game from here to Timbuktu. While your setup is impressive, it’s a pain to pack up and break down every weekend. A permanent tailgate would serve a good luck charm like you well. The Toyota Midnight Rider Tundra Tailgater ($TBA) features a flatbed with a built-in infrared barbecue, countertop, ice chest, 42-inch HD flat screen TV with a Kicker sound system, and your very own beer tap. Forget the game, with a tailgate like this you won’t care (or remember) who wins.
While you may not be able to spontaneously regenerate like a certain cheerleading heroine, your rock hard body doesn’t leave much opportunity to do so. You don’t remember experiencing pain, and if you’ve ever had a broken bone, you didn’t know it. Which is why you don’t have much patience for gadgets that crack under pressure. You can keep your iPhone in good shape with the Nissan Juke Self Healing iPhone Case ($TBA). Made from a specialized high-grade ABS plastic, the chemical structure of the case is able to restore its original shape after being dealt a scratch or blemish. It fills the gap, sealing scratches within an hour of the offense. Save your iPhone, save the world!