After your stint volunteering with Habitat for Humanity you came to realize that rough hands and a farmer’s tan can be a real turn-on for the females. Which is why you continue to dabble in tradesman’s work now and then. Next time you’re taking on a project add the MagnoGrip Magnetic Wristband($10.00) to your toolbox. Crafted from durable ballistic polyester and embedded with strategically placed magnets, MagnoGrip’s magnetic wristband keeps screws, nails, drill bits, and small tools on your wrist while you work. If you want to take it even further you could wear it along with your tool belt to your Mood Rocking Bed. In addition to the sexy role-play it might work nicely to keep a ring or a pair of earrings out of harm’s way.
Last year’s Tron sequel to the 80’s cult classic have us all jonesing for the Grid. Now you can ride a piece of the cyber universe into reality with the Xenon Light Bike($55,000). The all-electric replica of the film’s Light Cycle features 32” hubless rims flanked with OLED glow-in-the dark light tape and a custom lithium ion battery system that reaches 100 mph and a 100-mile range. We figure once you have the bike a date with Olivia Wilde shouldn’t be too far off. We’ll have her people get in touch with yours.
When your mere presence commands respect, you never have to pound your fists to get what you want. And your flank steak should be no exception. Keep the hammer in the drawer and your knuckles clean by rocking the Microplane Easy Prep Meat Tenderizer($20.00) back and forth across the meat to improve taste and texture. The extra sharp blade breaks down and softens even the toughest cuts of meat. Some day just a look from you might suffice, but until then you can grind your meat into submission smooth and graceful-like.
Just because you live in the city, doesn’t mean you can’t have a fireplace. The Conmoto Balance Nature Fireplace is a customizable fireplace that you can make fit your needs and your space. Whether you want it to also hold your flat screen TV, or have extra storage built-in, or even seating, this fireplace in an unlimited opportunity to give your place some style and warmth. The unit keeps cool as heat releases upward making it as functional as it is fun to have.
Remember that time in the Alps when you stared into that cup of hot chocolate for hours, mesmerized by the swirls of foaming milk chocolate? You may have been under the influence of a certain herb, or perhaps it was just the altitude. Next time you’re feeling high on life get lost in the Stoner Coffee Table Book($12.00). The collection of highly entertaining images features dozens of funny, meditative, and mind-bending photos like old lady bunnies, brownies, labyrinths, cats and cupcakes. Keep it on the coffee table or pass it around the circle. Your buddies may actually remember to thank you for it.